went to work for ic porn tonight, for a site called inthevip.com, and wow. I’ve never met a company that put so much money into their product. Seriously they had a hummer limo full of porn bitches. Talk about a pricey night right? And then we had the entire vip room, tons of booze and ladies ladies ladies. I really do love my job. It’s kinda stupid really. Really. Haha.

worked for Craven morehead today, with his star boy Brian. Who was actually a great fuck. The guys you never suspect are always the killers. The guys was tall skinny, and packing heat. Hahahaha…..geez louise I sound like a sailor sometimes….

gotta go work for chico wang today. I was supposed to do a soft core exercise video with tory lane and Hannah harper but yeah no. Just a regular b/g/g with will powers and jenavieve. Who I love. Sexy beast. Anyway. Chico is fuckin nuts.

: I’m home. Retarded. No work today thank god. Just resting. Think I’m starting to come down with something. Suppose I should start poppin airborne

: its 4:45 am and we need to leave at 5 to get to the airport on time and jack is still out fuckin hookers. I haven’t slept, cuz it just seemed kinda silly…and that motherfucker better come back with a space cake. Or we may be staying in the Netherlands. Ahhahaha….god that wouldn’t be too bad.

Do you think it’s possible that the first man (or woman) who ingested marijuana did so before being hauled away in the back of a cruiser? I bet ten bucks says some poor fool got pulled over and just ate all his pot. They took him to jail under suspicion of being intoxicated, and once at jail, the effects of the nibbled ganja pop up. He suddenly feels his eyes getting heavy. His body starts to take on that gelatinous state we all hate, and he gets his one phone call. He picks up the phone, and dials to one of his other silly stoner buddies. Two rings and he’s forgotten why he’s called, so when his buddy answers all he can say is, “hey dude, we gotta bake that shit in some brownies….I am FUCKED UP.” Times up. Well, whoever that brillant man was, I would like to thank him. Tonight I discovered marijuana honey. And let me tell you, never again will my tea be bitter. Never again will my bread solely be buttered. I love that man (or woman) more than I love assorted plates of cheese. And vino. But mostly I love pot honey. Poney.

couldn’t find Sahara at the airport today, ended up costing an extra 150 euros just lookin for her. Fuckin silly. Whatever she showed up finally and was awesome. We rode this uber touristy boat around the dirty ass canal and Jack fucked Sahara even though the boat guy had said no sex. We even asked about masturbating…..he said nope to that too. Whateves right? Then we got off, and me and Jon went walkin around all the sex shops and ended up fuckin in one of those dirty little jerk it cabins. Blazed and Confused 3 is gonna be as raw and dirty as Blazed and Confused 2 was beautiful and bright. Long night….I need sleep. We got one day left and we are goin to the ultimate pot convention in the world….if you smoke then you know.but they want like 9 g’s to say the name, so if ya know then good. If not, then you probably don’t care anyway. After the convention, we went to the award show for that same convention and smoked some of the largest joint in the world….it was measured…..500 grams…..one pound and one ounce joint. It took 4 guys to hold it. I’m so down with the dutch… A 500 gram joint? are you kidding me????Unfucking believable. I wish all my joints were that size. But no. I’m stuck with one grammers and two grammers. hahahahha. greedy bitch you are oh flaming one. greedy bitch.

Worked with a guy named Danny boy yesterday, and he was great. It kinda sucked cuz we ended up having to do the scene in the hotel room. But what are ya gonna do right? And it was pretty wild cuz his buddy Jon James sat and watched us fuck and beat off the entire time and then at the end of it all, after danny came on my freckled face, Jon came on our TV. Not that we are watching it cuz it’s all in fuckin dutch (guess I shoulda expected that)…. I think it may be a welsch thing. This guy was absolutely free….this Jon James. Just didn’t care about anything. Didn’t care what anyone thought, said, wanted, just free. Amazing. I’m gonna go find a random place to fuck him. Lets see how down the dutch are….

we gota go meet our british talent down at the bulldog. We totally didn’t do shit yesterday. We went down to Bulldog and shared a couple space cakes, and then we all came back and passed out til like 8pm. Way too spacey. Then we found some divey smoke shop, lit up a phatty, had a nice long chat about the times ahead of us then hit up the redlight. I was with three boys at one point, and then I was with none. Then there were three again and we headed to an absinthe bar. I’m so glad that that shit is illegal in the US because otherwise my roommate would be all about the absinthe. I love this place already. I don’t know that I’ll be able to go home. No surprise there.

: after the longest plane ride ever….(imagine your 5 again and going to to Disneyland but you’re driving there from china and your grandparents are driving….) we arrived. I can’t speak a word of dutch so this should be….neat? hahaha….but really I have to go because Space Cakes and baseball bat size joints are callin my name. And they yell pretty loud.